أرسلت في Thursday, September 29 بواسطة abeer
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the
left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical
on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I
can't print. Every time I try, it says
'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted
the printer and placed it in front of
the monitor, but the computer still says
he can't find it...
Tech support: Your password is the small letter a
as in apple, a capital letter V as in
Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has
placed a screen saver on my computer, but
every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control
and escape keys at the same time. That
brings up a task list in the middle
of the screen. Now type the letter "P"
to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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